The Seven Dwarfs of Pregnancy

We all know the timeless tale of Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs. A lovely story about a young girl and some amazing friendships that help her along her journey to of course true love with Prince Charming. How many of you know about the Seven Dwarfs of Pregnancy? Ha! I got you there, didn't I? Well, let me fill you in on this story. Once upon a time in a land not so far away and time not so long ago, there lived a young woman. She had already met her Prince Charming and enjoyed her time at work. When the mood caught her she would even whistle while she worked. As time passed she grew restless and desired to have a little prince or princess. Charming after a few months joined in on this dream and within a short time baby Charming was on the way. After a short time she was visited by her first two Dwarf friends, Nausea and Dizzy. After a few weeks of pleasant encounters with these two they brought over three more friends, Happy, Grumpy, and Teary. Now Happy, Grumpy, Teary, Dizzy, Nausea, and the heroin in this story lived together in near harmony for about three months when along came dwarf friend number six. Sleepy. Sleepy seemed to take precedence over the other Dwarf friends for a short time. This did not bother the other Dwarfs, for they all knew their time with the lovely woman would come again. After about four more months all the Dwarfs came to again take their turn with the lovely lady, bringing with them their final Dwarf friend, Droopy. Droopy of course is named such for the long droopy tummy that is his most prominent feature. Now, Happy, Grumpy, Sleepy, Teary, Dizzy, Droopy, and Nausea all live happily together for what has been determined to be two more months........Sigh....Don't you just love happy endings?